The Power of Parker 1×1

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Eu sou Martin Parker.

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Bem -vindo a
Parker's Power & Electricals.

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We're not just any
electrical superstore.

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We're YOUR
electrical superstore.

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Feeling peckish? Breville
Toaster. Only 24.99.

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What an offer!

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What about a camcorder for
Pai?  Apenas 499. Deal!

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Por que não tratar a esposa com o mais recente
aspirador de ponta, o aspirador de ponta,

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por tão pouco quanto
73 quid?  Não é brincadeira!

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Preços mais baratos
deste lado dos Pennines.

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Esse é o poder de Parker!

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Martin?

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Aw ...

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Eu não gosto quando você está
estressado. Can I cheer you up?

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You always cheer me up.

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Mmm...

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
ei.  Eu preciso voltar

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Antes de Joan, a Solution Solution
queimar o couro cabeludo novamente.

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Eu pensei que você disse
que queria me animar.

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Oh, vamos lá, frango. Five
more minutes? Defresso-me.

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Oh, fiquei surpresa para você mais tarde.

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Que tipo de surpresa?
Secret.

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Kath, você é uma merda em segredos.
You can't hold your own piss.

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Um, l am very discreet,
Eu soube que você sabia.

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Devo te dar uma dica?  See?

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Meu cavalo tem um casco mal.

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No entanto, vill l chegar ao
mercado de ze? Can you helps me?

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What the bloody hellfire
was that? Foi sexy, isso.

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Sexy? You sound more
like you've had a mild stroke.

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Sod off. Estou trabalhando nisso,
tudo bem? You're going to love it!

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You're mad.  Você está louco.

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Lá vamos nós! Now
you're talking! Oh!

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Now you're cooking
on gas, our Kath!

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Oh, shit. Is that the
time? É melhor eu ir.

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Amo você!

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♪ Here comes the mirror
man Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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♪ Says he's a people
fan Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪

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TA, Betty.

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I 'd stick it on a boil wash
if I was you. Vejo você!

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Don't even think about it.
Acabei de esfregar. Jesus!

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Here. Eat it in the garage.
Oh, Tom, por favor me diga

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que você vai pelo menos
tomar banho antes desta noite?

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I don't see what
all the fuss is about.

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Tom, estou no conselho
de governadores.

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And...? And we're entertaining
your sister's French exchange people.

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Eu e seu pai, todos nós, estamos
representando a Grã -Bretanha.

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The school are counting on
me. Tudo precisa ser perfeito.

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Any fit French birds
coming? Ohh ...

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Oh ... não acho que você
tenha queijo suficiente.

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Do you think I should put more
out? Quantos esperamos, de novo?

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More chairs.

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Eles vão querer se misturar? Do French
mingle? Você pode se misturar em cadeiras?

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Less chairs? Sim, menos cadeiras.
Chuck us a yoghurt, will ya? Oh!

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Sobremesas! I 've only
done a trifle. Mamãe! Chill out.

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Do French people like desserts?

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Deixe -os comer bolo.
Yes, I 'll get a cake!

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Quem não gosta de um bolo?

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Hiya, Pam.  Você está bem?

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Got my pills, Bev? Eu te
disse. Give us a minute.

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Oh!  Boa noite, foi, bev?

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We were double-dropping
some diazepam last night.

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Oh.  De mim, peitos.

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Oh, don't look at me, Kath,
Eu estou me pegando na bunda.

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Not for me, that, Bev.

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Tudo preciso relaxar é um
arqueiro e limonada e um bom bop.

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You all right,
 Gladys?  You decent?

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Oh, aqui está ela.

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Hello, my love.

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Remember, Gladys,
not a word to the others.

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Oh. De quem você roubou isso?

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Never you mind.
É um bom 'un, isso.

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It's unopened. Dois
sabonetes e um talco. Mm!

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Alguma alegria com eles
ciggies? It's bad news, I 'm afraid.

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Ele foi parado em
Calais novamente.

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500 packs of Silk Cut, Dez litros de OUZO e 40 pares

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de mocassins Gucci de
Knock-Off, todos os Suwannee.

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His mam's gone mad. Ela
teve que mudar para Rollies.

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Oh, no. Who has the
time? Bem, eu sei.

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This is nice. LS
NOVO? Fat Annie.

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Annie Powell, 10b, morreu na terça -feira.

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Oh. l nabbed this and
a couple of nighties.

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Legal.

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Oh, você está de bom humor.

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Silver anniversary today. EU Estou
nos fazendo uma refeição chique.

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Oh, right. O que
você o está fazendo?

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Rock hard. Bem,
se o traje atarracado

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que emprestei tem algo a ver com isso!

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Dirty bugger.

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Você sabe, ele é um
sexo adequado louco.

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Yeah.  So l saw.

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Você o quê? You and him
rolling around like silly buggers.

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Tivemos que parar o bingo.  Twice.

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Cliff Bibby was having chest pains.
Bastardo em busca de atenção.

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Oh, and l might have a Teasmadas
para você na próxima semana.

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Winnie Owens is
 0n suas últimas pernas.

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I know.

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What is going on, guys?

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Você deveria ser o
meu time dos sonhos.

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If you want all this...

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Se você quiser tudo isso,
I 've got news for you.

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Você tem que começar a usar isso.

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Redditch branch sold
 13 destes ontem.

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13!

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13.1 -3.

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Are you hearing this?

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Oh, Deus. Look
at the state of you.

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