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[marcador rabiscos]
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[Travis] I know I have a problem.
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Estou apenas perguntando, por favor, Isla, just let
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me stay through the playoffs, and I won't take nothing.
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Sem Vikes, sem Percs, sem Xannies. Nada.
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Em Deus.
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[Isla] <i>Here we go.
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<i>eu preciso de Travis nos
playoffs to keep my job.
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<i>é errado deixá -lo jogar
before he gets help? Talvez.
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<i>então, sometimes doing the wrong
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thing e<i>nds up being the best thing.
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<i>Quando éramos crianças, Ness confidenciou
em nós that he wanted to go to theater camp.
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<i>Cam e eu nos divertimos muito, ele começou
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a filmar cestas every day for five hours.
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<i>Dez anos depois, ele
estava nos profissionais.
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<i>So that cruel teasing was the
best thing Isso já aconteceu com ele.
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{an8}[upbeat music playing]
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{an8} [isla] <i> Isso é Nick Scott,
my friend Jennifer's fiancé.
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{an8} <i> agora, para o olho não treinado,
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<i>estava com ele makes me a piece of shit.
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<i> Mas o que você não sabe </i>
<i>is that me breaking them up
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<i>led to Jennifer meeting</i>
<i> seu agora-marido e vivendo sua melhor vida.
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<i>I'd love to tell Jennifer, "de nada",
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mas ela não vai falar comigo.
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[loud thud]
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[Isla] <i> Ok, eu cortei
a random car at work.
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<i> Mas, se eu tivesse parado para escrever uma
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nota, <i> eu não teria passado </i>
<i>Sandy's
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office in time <i>to see him choking on a piece of toro.
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<i>Então, às vezes fazendo a coisa
errada can lead to the right outcome.
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Tudo bem, você pode jogar.
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But the second the postseason is over, Você
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está indo para a reabilitação e ficará sóbrio.
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And I don't mean besteira
na Califórnia sóbria.
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I mean, no-fooling,
Robert-Downey-Jr. sober. You got me?
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Te peguei. Obrigado.
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[música otimista tocando]
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[upbeat music continues]
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[A música otimista continua]
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Holy shit.
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[A música desaparece]
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[Sean] <i>Playoffs, my
favorite time of year.
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<i>exceto talvez quando the S</i>I
Swimsuit Edition c<i>omes out.
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<i> agora, falando de senhoras que posaram </i>
<i>in great American magazines,
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{an8}<i>Isla Gordon is gonna be joining us</i>
<i> no estúdio amanhã.
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{an8}<i>Here in the flesh, on Murph's turf, {an8}<i>and I am
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gonna be busting out o cortador de grama em sua bunda.
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<i>And it'll be respectful, of course…
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[Isla] <i> Ali, eu nunca deveria ter concordado
to go on </i>Sean Murphy. <i> Estou cancelando.
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<i>Let's see how the interview goes.
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<i>se ela puxar um não comparecimento,
then we'll know the truth.
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{an8} <i> que Isla Gordon
não pode pegar o calor.
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<i>- 'Cause when I am grilling someone</i>…
- [Isla <i>] maldito. Never mind.
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- [Sean]<i> Can she handle it? Minha ex-esposa </i>…
- Hey, got a second?
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- Sim, e aí, querida? I'm listening.
- uh, você pode, você pode fazer uma pausa no show?
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<i>- Back after a word from Natty Bone</i>.
- [Isla] MUTE. Yeah.
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- Whoo, you look nice.
- Obrigado.
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Isso é bom para amanhã à noite?
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- What's tomorrow night?
- Você está falando sério?
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É o American Pediatric Awards.
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Oh my God, of course. Os pedos.
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- You're getting your award.
- Sim, na verdade é o pedis agora.
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They're trying to move away from
O nome antigo por razões óbvias.
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Look…
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[sighs] …I know you agreed to come
Antes de vocês fazer os
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playoffs, então se você precisar perder a minha coisa
for Game 1, I
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totally get it, but it'd mean a lot to me
Se você pudesse fugir para este.
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- I'm just saying--
- Claro que estou vindo.
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I mean, the second the game is over, I'm headed
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straight to my man para vê -lo pegar seu pedo.
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Pedis. Se alguém perguntar,
it's the… it's the pedis.
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Ok, eu tenho que ir. I'll see you tonight.
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Adeus.
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[Sean] <i> e eu vou te dizer isso, I'm gonna go deep
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on their perimeter D, <i>lack of size, and thin bench.
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[música otimista tocando]
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Okay, well, what if he
brings up Seu <i> Playboy </i> atirar?
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I own it. Eu era jovem e
parecia ótimo. Jealous, Sean?
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Ok, desculpe interromper,
but it is an emergency.
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O que está acontecendo,
Sandy? I'm kind of busy.
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Bryson está mostrando o VPL no Instagram.
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What is VPL?
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Linha de pênis visível.
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Could you be more of an ally?
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Ok, sinto muito.
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I'm struggling to see the emergency here.
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Single de Bryson, which
means Charlie is single, all right?
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- Como faço para recuperá -lo?
- Why are you asking me?
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Porque outro dia you
told me not to give up.
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- "Gordons não perdem." Do you remember?
- [Isla] Sim.
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But we were not in the
playoffs, E agora somos.
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I mean, Charlie seems nice, but I have
zero largura de banda para pensar nisso.
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Oh okay. So you're saying
Isso não é importante para você?
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- Uh…
- That's exactly what she's saying.
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[música otimista tocando]
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Sandy, I'm sorry. Amo-te.
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- Você pode ajudar com seus problemas gays?
- Yes, I'll talk to him.
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Jesus, Jackie.
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I almost dropped my phone
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