Night Court 2023 3×12

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Aw, Dan.

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You have an eyelash.  Faça um desejo.

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[Exala bruscamente] me mate.

4
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Is it me or does Dan seem
Grumpier do que o habitual?

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You should've heard what he

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said when we saw a shooting star.

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Ohh!

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I can't carry that
darkness. Eu tenho filhos.

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He's just upset about his memoirs.

10
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Foi rejeitado
 by every publisher in town.

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Sim. Seu agente é so tired
of giving him bad news.

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- Ouvi dizer que ele vai desistir.
 - Who's his agent?

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Eu.

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- [Ringing do celular]
 - Oh.  Sorry.

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Oh, I got to take this.

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Dê -me boas notícias, Bobby.

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[GASPS] You thought
Dan's O livro foi incrível?

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...ly bad.

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[Risadas] Não se preocupe.
It's... It's not about you.

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Certo. A miséria de outra
pessoa will cheer Dan up.

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Qualquer chance do próximo caso is

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someone attacked by their own chimp?

23
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Não, mas é bom ... the
people versus Llewelyn Sims.

24
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Sr. Sims é cobrado
 with public indecency.

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Ele estava lendo um
pornográfico novel on the subway.

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Vamos lá, cara.

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It's not the Staten Island ferry.

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Mas a pornografia
de <i> <i> </i> não é um crime.

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It is when you do it out loud.

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É isso que as pessoas querem ler,

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Meninos da piscina e donas
de casa slapping together?

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Você sabe, eu poderia
colocar isso no meu livro.

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Is the counselor interested
talvez fazer alguma defesa?

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Fine.

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My client is not
 Um pervertido comum.

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He was reading this smut to a

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friend who has a visual impairment.

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E é com o mais profundo arrependimento

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que a defesa chama Sy Hoffman.

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That's right!

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Applause, applause, applause.

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Estou de volta, sua honra!

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- I'm over here, Mr. Hoffman.
 - Quem disse isso?

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I'm sorry.  I just had my eyes dilated.

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Estou em risco de glaucoma, which inspired

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my new musical, "Glaucoma!"... exclamation point.

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♪ Glaucoma ♪

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♪ When the pressure's
Logo atrás dos seus olhos ♪

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And the defendant was reading
você pornografia porque ...

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Because I'm always on the Procurando
uma nova história para contar.

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Ah.  Sim.

52
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Muitos ótimos musicais
 were based on porn.

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Você sabe, "Grease"
was originally titled "Lube."

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- Isso é verdade?
 - No.

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Who said that?

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♪♪

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Dan, I've been looking em
qualquer lugar para você.

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Yeah.  Well, keep looking.

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Eu acho que estou no
bathroom on the fifth floor.

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Então, você sabe como ninguém
saw value in your life story?

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Sim.

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Mas é bom ser lembrado.

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I found someone who
thinks O público vai adorar.

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Hello.

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Please tell me the person Interessado em minhas

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memórias está de pé <i> por trás de </i> this unethical blowfish.

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Dan, eu amo seu livro.

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You read it? Eu pensei que
seus olhos não funcionavam.

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Well, it was a little blurry,
Mas eu peguei a essência.

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And I think it'll make
um musical incrível.

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Isn't that great?

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Agora sua história pode
ser performed every night.

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Você receberá aplausos, Dan.

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You can't clap Quando
você está lendo um livro.

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You'd drop it.

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Para música e letras, I
got Hudson Ann Martin.

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Uau, Dan!  Hudson and Martin!

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Eu gostaria de poder pegar Hudson e Martin.

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I got Hudson <i>Ann</i> Martin...
Nome do meio Ann.

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He's not as good, but he's
Meu sobrinho pessoal próximo.

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The only Hudson I'm gonna be Trabalhar com o

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rio, quando eu pulo nele with bricks tied to my feet!

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Eu tentei isso, Dan!
 Bricks never stay on!

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Fui amaldiçoado com flutuabilidade.

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♪♪

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Eca.  Eu acho o café
 creamer is expired.

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Ah.  Yeah.  Your girls are getting big.

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Você não está me ouvindo nada.

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Mm-hmm.  Claro.

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Carros elétricos.  Crazy.

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- What's going on?
 - costumávamos namorar.

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What? You and him?
Ele e você? Biblically?

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Nada que fizemos poderia
ser encontrado in any Bible.

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Sy Hoffman.

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That man is a sexual dynamo.

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Espera.  O quê?

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Você vê o jeito que ele
attacks that sandwich?

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[GRUNHINDO]

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He approaches all of his se
esforça com o mesmo entusiasmo.

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Did he just swallow the toothpick?

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[Tosse] uh-oh.

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I-I can't get involved with him again.

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Ele apenas me mastigará e me cuspia

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como aquele pedaço de papel de

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sanduíche que ele acabou de pescar da boca.

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[SPITS] Ugh.

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Talvez eu possa ajudar.
Yeah. It'll be good practice.

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Minhas meninas estão começando a gostar de meninos,

109
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então eu preciso aprender how to ruin a vibe real quick.

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Oh.  Obrigado, Wyatt.

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Now he's using his sleeve as a napkin.

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Ah!

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Okay.  This is too hot.

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Eu tenho que ir e esfriar
 in the morg

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