Family Guy 23×2

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<i>♪ Parece hoje que tudo o que você
vê é violência no cinema e sexo na TV ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mas onde estão esses
bons valores antiquados ♪</i>

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<i>[Todos] ♪ em que costumávamos confiar?  ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the things that make us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Laugh and cry ♪</i>

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<i>[ALL] ♪ He's a family guy ♪</i>

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- Synced and corrected by <font color="#329c57">naFraC</font> -
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Oh, oi, pessoal.  How was school?

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Eh, it was fine.

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But we had a substitute bully
today and he was doing it wrong.

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Okay, it says "tape sign on back."

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Is that... Is that your back, my back?

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I-I got to be honest, I only
got called in 45 minutes ago.

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[SIGHS] Just pinch my
nipples and get out of here.

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We need you to sign
these permission slips.

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We're taking a school
field trip to Washington DC.

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Great, bring 'em here and
Vou te dar meu John Hancock.

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- Quem é aquele?
- Sinto muito, quero dizer minha pista Bryant.

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Bem, basta dizer isso, então.

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Grande dia, senhores. It's the
one day a year Peter eats a salad.

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Pobre bastardo. No one should
have to go through that hell.

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Ele fez uma promessa a Lois. It
was actually in their wedding vows.

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Tudo bem, vamos acabar com isso.

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I brought the whitest-looking
lettuce from McDonald's I could find.

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Espero que tenha um cheiro
de McNugget acidentalmente.

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I brought today's newspaper like

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you asked so you'd have proof of salad.

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- [Cliques no obturador da câmera]
 - Got it.

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I love my wife.  Eu amo minha esposa.

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I love my wife.

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[GULPES, SUSPIROS]

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[CHEERING]

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E dentro desta taberna local, um

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cavalheiro corpulento acaba
de consumir sua salada anual.

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I'm Garrison Keillor, and I was "MeToo'd"

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for quaintly groping,
so now I'm doing this.

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Então, Chris, Meg, vocês animados
pela sua grande viagem a Washington DC?

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Yeah. The cool kids are bringing
a candy-colored version of

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whatever drug the media is
most freaking parents out about.

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- O que?
 - Relaxe, mãe.

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We're being supervised
by public school employees

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who themselves are battling
their own crippling addictions.

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Peter, você está ouvindo isso?

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I'm not. I'm chewing Cap'n
Crunch, não consigo ouvir nada.

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[LOUD CRUNCHING]

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Eu apenas me preocupo, mas
acho que é isso que as mães fazem.

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Well, that and give you a recap of

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everyone who's died that you don't know.

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Você sabe, Leonard morreu.

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- Who?
 - Leonard.

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- OK.
 - Estelle está muito chateada.

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And right on the heels of Abner.

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- Uh-huh.
 - You should probably call Edith.

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Vou te dar o número de Alfred.

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Who the hell are these people?

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Isso é apenas uma desculpa
para dizer os nomes dos idosos?

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Vivian.

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[DINGS DE TELEFONE CELULAR]

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

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Huh.

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Qual é o problema?  You look upset.

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Eh, é apenas, Joe tem sido muito mesquinho
com seu texto sobre o texto "Ha Ha".

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I think you're probably
reading into that.

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Não, sério. Cleveland sends
some lame crap and Joe "ha ha's" it.

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Envio uma foto minha pendurando um aviso de

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execução duma hipoteca
sobre um banheiro, nada.

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I'm telling you, he never
laughs at anything of mine.

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Ele deve ter lhe dado
um em algum momento.

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I mean, sure, at some point.

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Oh meu Deus. Ele
literalmente nunca me deu um.

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Joe doesn't think I'm funny?

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Oh, graças a Deus você está aqui.
You know funny when you hear it.

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Ei, avestruz, você ouviu aquela história

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louca sobre a comida favorita do macaco?

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It's bananas.

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[Avestruz] hmm.

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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

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Ei, gangue, eu sei que você
não está acostumado a ver

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seus professores em shorts, então vamos tirar tudo do caminho.

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[STUDENTS GASP]

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Eles são apenas pernas,
guys. Oh, one more thing.

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Temos um acompanhante
surpresa para esta viagem.

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Everyone say hi to Chris
and Meg's mom, Lois Griffin.

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Aah!  Woot, woot!

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Alguém disse "Mãe legal com
um pacote de Fanny da Activia"?

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Eles lhe dão um grátis se
você enviar tampas suficientes.

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I've got two fanny packs
and a very healthy colon.

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[Ambos] nossa acompanhante é a mãe?

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You're lucky. Minha mãe morreu no
ano passado após uma longa doença.

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You got your GoFundMe money, so shut up!

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Mãe, o que diabos você está fazendo aqui?

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Are you trying to kill our reputation?

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Oh, relaxe, vocês dois. I'm
gonna be the cool mom, huh?

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Eu posso até ter as crianças
me chamando de Sra. G.

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[LAUGHS] Mrs. G.

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Você pode imaginar?

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<i>Just like Mrs. Garrett
from The Facts of Life.</i>

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Ninguém sabe quem é.

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Come on.  Tootie?  Blair?  Jo?

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Bitch, do que você está falando?

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Just settle down, you guys. Eu
prometo que não vou te envergonhar.

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Okay, everyone, I've got candy.

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