American Dad 19×21

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[AMBOS RINDO]

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Guess whose son just got into college?

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- Isso é ótimo.
 - Parabéns.

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You have a son?  Quero dizer, bom.

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And get this. Seu ensaio de aplicação
era sobre eu ser sua influência positiva.

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Tickle me surprised.
Atualmente, há uma desconexão.

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How can you tell if you're
being a good parent?

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Meu filho está me batendo menos.
I guess I'm doing something right.

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Eu quero visitar o campus no domingo, but I'm stuck here

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waiting for IT to show up and
reset the clock on Guardian.

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[TUDO GEME]

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That computer is useless.

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Não está conectado à Internet,
so you can't even watch porn.

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Eu tive que gravar uma dobra central
no monitor e fazer ruídos de baleia.

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Whatever works.

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Eu adoraria ajudá-lo, mas vou
assistir a baleia neste fim de semana.

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I'd cover for you, Mas é o
50º aniversário dos meus pais.

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I can't either. Vou pensar
em algo para fazer. Probably.

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All this talk of whales, É
melhor eu dar uma batida.

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I mean, check on Guardian, se
você souber o que quero dizer.

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[♪ ABRINDO A MÚSICA TEMÁTICA TOCANDO]

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<i>♪ Good morning, USA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tive a sensação de que
vai ser um dia maravilhoso ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The sun in the sky
Tem um sorriso no rosto ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And he's shining a salute
Para a raça americana ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bom dia, EUA ♪</i>

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[CHORUS] <i>♪ Good morning, USA ♪</i>

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Ei, garoto.

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You thinking about
applying to colleges at all?

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Estou na nona série.

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It's never too early to think about
who's been a positive influence.

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Claro, pai.  [CHUCKLES]

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- Havia algo mais?
 - Well, what you doing?

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Assistindo memes.

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[VOICE ON PHONE] <i>♪ Sticking
out your gyatt for the rizzler ♪</i>

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[Voz ecoando] <i>There's
such a disconnect.</i>

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Parar.  O que diabos é isso?

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- It's funny.
 - Não, não é.

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Mr. Bean is funny. Esse vídeo
me faz odiar a humanidade.

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It makes me want to die until
Estou morto e depois me mate.

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And not in a funny way,
Como o Sr. Bean faria.

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Don't you have any homework?

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Eu tenho o dever de matemática
devido Monday that I don't understand.

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Bem, isso é ótimo. Maybe I could
be your positive influence that way.

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[Risos] Sim. Pretty standard math.
Deixe -me dar uma rachadura nisso.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Isso é real?  Hello?

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Dude,
 why aren't you answering your cell?

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Stan? You know we can't have
our phones inside Guardian's AI box.

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Eca. Ou

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