American Dad 19×21

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[AMBOS RINDO]

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Guess whose son just got into college?

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- Isso é ótimo.
 - Parabéns.

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You have a son?  Quero dizer, bom.

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And get this. Seu ensaio de aplicação
era sobre eu ser sua influência positiva.

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Tickle me surprised.
Atualmente, há uma desconexão.

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How can you tell if you're
being a good parent?

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Meu filho está me batendo menos.
I guess I'm doing something right.

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Eu quero visitar o campus no domingo, but I'm stuck here

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waiting for IT to show up and
reset the clock on Guardian.

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[TUDO GEME]

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That computer is useless.

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Não está conectado à Internet,
so you can't even watch porn.

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Eu tive que gravar uma dobra central
no monitor e fazer ruídos de baleia.

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Whatever works.

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Eu adoraria ajudá-lo, mas vou
assistir a baleia neste fim de semana.

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I'd cover for you, Mas é o
50º aniversário dos meus pais.

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I can't either. Vou pensar
em algo para fazer. Probably.

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All this talk of whales, É
melhor eu dar uma batida.

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I mean, check on Guardian, se
você souber o que quero dizer.

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[♪ ABRINDO A MÚSICA TEMÁTICA TOCANDO]

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<i>♪ Good morning, USA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tive a sensação de que
vai ser um dia maravilhoso ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The sun in the sky
Tem um sorriso no rosto ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And he's shining a salute
Para a raça americana ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bom dia, EUA ♪</i>

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[CHORUS] <i>♪ Good morning, USA ♪</i>

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Ei, garoto.

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You thinking about
applying to colleges at all?

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Estou na nona série.

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It's never too early to think about
who's been a positive influence.

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Claro, pai.  [CHUCKLES]

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- Havia algo mais?
 - Well, what you doing?

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Assistindo memes.

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[VOICE ON PHONE] <i>♪ Sticking
out your gyatt for the rizzler ♪</i>

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[Voz ecoando] <i>There's
such a disconnect.</i>

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Parar.  O que diabos é isso?

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- It's funny.
 - Não, não é.

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Mr. Bean is funny. Esse vídeo
me faz odiar a humanidade.

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It makes me want to die until
Estou morto e depois me mate.

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And not in a funny way,
Como o Sr. Bean faria.

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Don't you have any homework?

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Eu tenho o dever de matemática
devido Monday that I don't understand.

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Bem, isso é ótimo. Maybe I could
be your positive influence that way.

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[Risos] Sim. Pretty standard math.
Deixe -me dar uma rachadura nisso.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Isso é real?  Hello?

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Dude,
 why aren't you answering your cell?

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Stan? You know we can't have
our phones inside Guardian's AI box.

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Eca. Ouça, entendi isso,
like, impossible math problem.

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- Você poderia alimentá -lo em Guardian para mim?
 - Are you crazy?

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I'm not turning Guardian on.

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Pode decidir demitir
mais mísseis no México.

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That was 50 years ago. Você
não acha que aprendeu sua lição?

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That's the thing. Ninguém
quer aprender mais.

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It was learning too fast, Então eles o prenderam aqui e continuam

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redefinindo seu relógio do sistema
para que não saiba que é um prisioneiro.

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Yeah, we don't want to
upset the computer inmate.

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Ok, eu tenho o que parece ser
uma fração dividida por outra fração.

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- Can that even be?
 - Uh, claro, isso pode ser.

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That's pretty easy, actually, Como a divisão por uma

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fração é equivalente à
multiplicação por seu recíproco.

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- Go on.
 - That's the end.

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Jackson, eu preciso que você
realmente o ritmo para mim.

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Stan. Você já está o
mais burro possível.

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[Homem na TV] <i> Oh, splats. </i>

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That dumb. Aquele cara
deve estar em seu crânio.

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Whoa.

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Estou tendo enorme <i> deja vu </i> agora.

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- Probably because we've all seen this episode.
 - [suspiros]

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And then you said that.

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TSK.  Stupid.

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<i>Deja vu</i> isn't stupid, Roger.

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É estranho. It's exciting.
É quase espiritual.

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[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.  Ainda está indo.

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No, it's stupid.

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E apenas os seres humanos conseguem
porque seus cérebros estão com defeito.

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How is that, exactly?

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Bem, todas as espécies levemente
evoluídas, humans, birds, octopuses...

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- Octopi.
 - No.

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They prioritize memory because
remembering... bears eat people!

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- [Yelps]
 - Will help you survive.

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- [suspira em alívio]
 - In humans, memories are

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stored so close to where
you process what you see and

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hear that sometimes new
experiences can feel like a memory.

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É como um chef de cebola que
cozinha pode cheirar como uma cebola.

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But he's not an onion.

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Ele não é uma cebola.

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Who is not an onion? Sobre
o que você está batendo?

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How dumb your brains are.

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Roger, zípe.

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- Você vem aqui do espaço sideral ...
 - I was at the pharmacy.

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... E você nos compara a

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pássaros, polvos e porcaria por

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toda a minha diversão, e isso fica velho.

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I feel a heartfelt apology at
this moment could go a long way.

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Um pedido de desculpas?  For what?

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You scared me about the bear.

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Eu não pensei isso.
 I'm sorry about that.

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Mas o resto de vocês e seus
cérebros idiotas, sem desculpas.

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