Son of a Critch 4×7

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[MÚSICA DE ELEVADOR TOCANDO]

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ADULT MARK (V.O.): <i>
 O único lugar para

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<i>rastejar </i> um privado de um estranho
 photos</i>

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<i>before the Internet was in the camera shop window.</i>

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Oh, olhe!

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Those people went to Florida.

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Oh, uau, isso é um bebê estranho.

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- What?
 - Well, it is.

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Ritche: Oh, oh, olhe!  Ice cream cake!

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Ooh, olhe!

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Oh... don't, don't!

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[RISADAS]

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- Wha... who even takes that?
 - Não sei.

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Ritche: Obrigado.

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I'm getting pretty good at photography.

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Eu tenho algumas fotos realmente ótimas.

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ADULT MARK (V.O.): <i>Back then, Você nunca

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<i>soube o que tinha </i> até que eles foram desenvolvidos.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, the photo
shop não tinha "Photoshop"</i>

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.

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Some of these are pretty avant
garde. Você quer dizer terrível?

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I got doubles.  Vocês querem?

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- No, no, thanks.
 - Não, obrigado, estamos bem.

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- We're good.
 - Sim.

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Ritche: Ok.

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Hey, Dick.

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Isso, a caixa veio para você.

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DICK: Holy frig!

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ME Records está aqui!

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"Don't be a Dick," by Dick Dunphy.

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Um para você ...

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One for you.

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Bom Deus!

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You should be playin'
Músicas, Dick, não cantando.

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Mike Jr: Oh, muitos DJs
make their own songs, Dad.

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Quero dizer, há Wolfman Jack,

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Rick Dees "The" Disco Duck "...

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What if it's no good?

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Ei, vamos lá ...

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There's only one way to find out!

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Olá, meus amores!

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It's Dick Dunphy here, with

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my new song, "Don't be a Dick."

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[MÚSICA COM TOCAÇÃO DE BATIDA RÁPIDA]

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<i>♪ There was a boy named Richard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Seus pais o chamavam de Rick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ His brudders called him Ricky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mas esses nomes, eles não grudaram ♪</i>

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<i>♪ His mudder said be Cuidado,
as notícias viajam rápidas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can be most anything,
Mas não seja um pau ... ♪</i>

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Oh, this is a hit!

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O novo proprietário está nos
pressionando a fazer mais promoções.

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First he got me doin' that song,

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now he's got your dad writin' a book!

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Ok...

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Uau ... pai, você está escrevendo um livro?

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Ah, it's just some more
Promoção grátis, sabe?

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They want something by the
check-out de supermercado.

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It's just free advertising.

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Oh, vamos lá, você é ótimo com palavras!

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It'll be a cinch for you.

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<i>♪ Não seja um pau,
meu son, don't be a dick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Rick, Ricky, Richard,
well, they all have a kick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, não seja um pau,
meu son, don't be a dick... ♪</i>

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[LETRAS INDISTINTAS]

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A coffee, please.

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Café é grátis.  It's seniors' day.

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Eu vou saber que ainda sou

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cardado at the liquor store.

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Eu não sou um sênior!

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Here.

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I... I can't, ma'am.

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"Senhora"?

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I'm a "miss."

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Uma "senhorita", talvez,
mas eu não sou "senhora"!

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[SLAMS MONEY DOWN]

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♪

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Oh...

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Aw...

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Homem: Com licença, senhorita?

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- "Miss"?
 - [MAGICAL MUSIC]

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Você é <i> então </i> lindo.

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Oh...!

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May I take your photo?

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Ah ...?

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So, we'll come this way.

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Oh!

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<i>Merci Beau-Cule, Mes Amis.</i>

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Okay, it's "<i>merci beaucoup</i>."

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"Merci, Beau Cul </i>" significa

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"obrigado, bom bunda"

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.
 Well, <i>merci beau cul, mes amis.</i>

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- Parar.
 - O quê?

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Talvez seu francês não seja bom o suficiente

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para ser o líder em uma peça francesa.

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I learn my lines phonetically.

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Sim, vocês vão bombardear.

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Wish I could come watch.

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Ritche: Nós gastamos seven hours

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in a bus, and you're gonna miss it.

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Mark: Não, é uma turnê real!

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We're gonna be playing
 A maior escola

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francesa de todo o distrito escolar

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católico, ficando em um hotel, como atores de verdade!

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It'll be amazing!

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Mas ... mas provavelmente
super boring, right...

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Tudo o que eu faço é trabalhar.

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My high school memories will Seja
um barf falso e lâmpadas de lava.

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We'll make our own memories, right?

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Vamos tirar uma foto.

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Sorry, there are only 27 tiros em um rolo - e eu tenho que ser seletivo.

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- Take it!

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[SUSPIROS]

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[CAMERA CLICKS]

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Senhora, você é uma beleza natural.

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I should get my groceries home.

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Você deve ter feito alguns
modelling in the past.

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Bem, na verdade ...

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I was in the Miss Concurso de Terra Nova uma

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vez, mas eu tive que desistir quando recebi ...

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When I became a mom.

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