Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 12×3

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Bem -vindo a "Na semana
passada hoje à noite".

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I'm John Oliver, thank
you so much for joining us.

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Foi uma semana movimentada!

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Andrew Cuomo announced
his candidacy for New York

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mayor, a 19 dollars strawberry
went viral on

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social media, and in California,
the Silicon

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Valley Auto Show touted something
that sounded incredible.

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Não há escassez de carros de aparência

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impressionante aqui com todo tipo de

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tecnologia inovadora, mas um dos que recebem

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mais atenção neste show de automóveis é o carro voador do Alef.

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It's a regular electric vehicle, with one more

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function which none of the cars here have.

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Na verdade, pode decolar
verticalmente e voar para frente.

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Okay.
 First, let's deal with the car.

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É um pouco decepcionante.

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When I pictured what flying cars
would look like in the

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future, I imagined little rockets with
leather seats and

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drink fridges, not something that looks
like Lightning

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McQueen got canceled and rebounded by
starting his own energy drink company.

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E quanto a esse cara, se ele fosse até mim e me

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oferecesse uma carona em um carro voador, eu

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apenas assumiria que ele estava tentando me vender Molly

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E nem mesmo bom Molly.

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And if he looks at all to you
like a seventh-rate DJ

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who goes by "DJ Wizard" and put
out a song called

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"Sex Machine" that amassed 115 views on YouTube
over

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nine years, that's only because
that is exactly who he is.

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E você deve saber que pelo menos 50 dessas

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visões foram provavelmente nossas nesta semana.

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Because let's all take a quick listen.

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Fresco.

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Embora você saiba quem não precisaria
anunciar que eles são uma máquina de sexo?

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An actual sex machine. Todo mundo sabe que uma verdadeira máquina de

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sexo é respeitável, profissional e focada em seu programa de TV semanal.

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I'm of course referring
to Noah Wyle.

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E se, neste momento, você estiver tendo alguma dúvida

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sobre esse carro voador, devo observar, eles concederam

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à mídia algum acesso limitado com a ênfase em "limitados".

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NBC News was given exclusive access to

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see their concept model with our own eyes.

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Com certeza, vimos subir pelo

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ar, sobre outro carro e terra.

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But for all the magic of this moment, we were heavily

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restricted, forced to shoot at least half a football field away,

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E na verdade nunca vimos o
motorista entrando ou saindo do veículo.

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Yeah, 50 yards away
and no visible driver.

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Temos certeza de que é um carro voador, não
apenas um drone em uma fantasia de 

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