Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 12×2

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Bem -vindo a "Na semana
passada esta noite!" I'm John Oliver.

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Muito obrigado por se juntar
a nós. It has been a busy week.

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No Brasil, Jair Bolsonaro
foi acusado em um

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suposto esquema de
cupê e nos EUA, Trump told

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Ukraine they should never
have started their war

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with Russia, and also
made time to speak to the

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press on Air Force One to
deliver an important message.

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Vamos entrar em Fort Knox
para garantir que o ouro esteja lá.

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We're gonna go into Fort
Knox, Você sabe disso?

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A bad bump!

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Nós vamos para Fort Knox,
and make sure the gold is there.

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Para onde o ouro teria ido?

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If the gold isn't there,
Vamos ficar muito chateados.

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Okay, set aside him saying
"Isso foi um solavanco ruim!"

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in the voice of the Aflac duck.

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Ele está aludindo a
uma teoria da direita

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maluca de que o ouro
em Fort Knox está faltando.

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Though, for what it's worth,
No primeiro mandato de Trump,

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seu secretário do Tesouro,
Steve Mnuchin, actually did

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visit there, and Freedom of
Information requests yielded

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this photo taken inside, where
you can clearly see the gold bars.

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Eu sei que eles são fáceis de perder,

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dado o fumo certificado em pé na

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frente deles, mas prometo que eles estão lá.

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The week also saw Elon Musk's
DOGE continuing to fire government

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workers, something he celebrated
by wielding a chainsaw at CPAC.

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Esta é a serra elétrica para a burocracia!

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Chainsaw!

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Primeiro, é possível que Elon Musk, the world's richest

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man, thinks the sound a
chainsaw makes is "chainsaw?"

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E segundo, não tenho permissão
legalmente para dizer o que quero

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que aconteça lá, mas posso, e sou, thinking it really hard right now.

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Mas uma serra elétrica pode ser
uma metáfora bastante adequada para

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Doge, dado que o corte de almíscar
apressadamente e sem muita precisão.

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The government's
repeatedly had to scramble to

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rehire employees they've
suddenly realized were essential.

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Na segunda -feira, we learned they were trying to rehire "more

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than 300 employees tasked with
managing America's nuclear weapons".

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Então, na terça -feira, o USDA disse que

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acidentalmente demitiu
funcionários que estão

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trabalhando na resposta do governo
federal ao surto de gripe aviária.

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Também houve cortes nos trabalhadores
no National Parks and Forest Services.

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E em um protesto, um trabalhador demitido deu um

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aviso sobre o que essas
demissões poderiam significar.

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When you go on vacation this summer,
 Espero que não haja

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incêndios florestais porque eu,
 and thousands of my

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coworkers, other National
Park rangers and National

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Forest Service members, won't
be there to help put out the fires.

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Então, boa sorte com isso.

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It turns out park rangers do a
lot more than just pick up litter,

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give tours, and, A julgar por essa aparência de guarda florestal.

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The earrings, the braids,
os sunnies cateados.

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She looks like the Man in
the Yellow Hat if he slayed.

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E direcionar os trabalhadores
do serviço de parque não

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era apenas míope, você está bullying America's best dorks.

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Eles são crianças internas
que amam o ar livre.

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Just watch this video from
the rangers at Badlands

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National Park about what
visitors are not allowed to touch.

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Não posso tocar isso.

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Can't touch this.

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Não posso tocar isso.

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Can't touch this.

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Perfeito. Proteja aqueles
que estão a todo custo!

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You imagine their Christmas parties?
Apenas um monte de amantes da natureza

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presentear um ao outro
"Leaf of the Month" calendars

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before getting absolutely
zooted on spiked Shirley Temples?

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E eles estão comprometidos
com essa mensagem de "Não toque

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a vida selvagem", até postando
tweets como "Don't pet the

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fluffy cows", with the
follow-up, "In National Parks you

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don't pet bison. Bison pet
você. If you get too close".

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E deixe -me apenas dizer, don't
threaten me with a good time.

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Eu deixaria aquela vaca
de encosto largo com o

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cabelo de Patrick Dempsey
me dar o passeio da minha vida.

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There is not a person
among us who wouldn't

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happily get bucked and
fucked by God's biggest chonk.

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Agora, depois de protestos
públicos maciços, they did

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reinstate some of the Parks
Service workers, Mostrando

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duas coisas: uma, esse governo
pode ser influenciado pela

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pressão do público e dois, eles
não têm idéia do que estão fazendo.

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And nothing has driven that
point home more than DOGE's

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website posting receipts for
their cuts and claiming that

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their total estimated savings
are 55 billion, a claim that

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immediately fell apart, Como
os repórteres descobriram

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rapidamente o site representava
apenas 16,6 bilhões de economias.

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Mas mesmo esse número
acabou sendo um excesso, pois

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eles fizeram um contrato
cancelado como roteirizado

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como válido oito bilhões, em vez de oito milhões.

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And when NPR eliminated
other errors, like contracts

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that hadn't actually been
terminated or closed out,

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they found the estimated savings,
 Com base nos

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recibos postados, estavam mais próximos de dois bilhões.

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Which is a lot of numbers
away from 55 billion!

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De fato, não houve
uma d

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