1 00:00:31,604 --> 00:00:34,774 Bem -vindo a "Na semana passada esta noite!" I'm John Oliver. 2 00:00:34,908 --> 00:00:37,911 Muito obrigado por se juntar a nós. It has been a busy week. 3 00:00:37,977 --> 00:00:41,314 No Brasil, Jair Bolsonaro foi acusado em um 4 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:43,016 suposto esquema de cupê e nos EUA, Trump told 5 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:46,119 Ukraine they should never have started their war 6 00:00:46,186 --> 00:00:48,822 with Russia, and also made time to speak to the 7 00:00:48,888 --> 00:00:50,790 press on Air Force One to deliver an important message. 8 00:00:51,157 --> 00:00:53,793 Vamos entrar em Fort Knox para garantir que o ouro esteja lá. 9 00:00:54,394 --> 00:00:57,330 We're gonna go into Fort Knox, Você sabe disso? 10 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:00,667 A bad bump! 11 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,771 Nós vamos para Fort Knox, and make sure the gold is there. 12 00:01:05,839 --> 00:01:07,373 Para onde o ouro teria ido? 13 00:01:07,474 --> 00:01:09,843 If the gold isn't there, Vamos ficar muito chateados. 14 00:01:10,777 --> 00:01:13,313 Okay, set aside him saying "Isso foi um solavanco ruim!" 15 00:01:13,379 --> 00:01:15,081 in the voice of the Aflac duck. 16 00:01:15,148 --> 00:01:17,784 Ele está aludindo a uma teoria da direita 17 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:19,819 maluca de que o ouro em Fort Knox está faltando. 18 00:01:19,886 --> 00:01:21,588 Though, for what it's worth, No primeiro mandato de Trump, 19 00:01:21,654 --> 00:01:24,357 seu secretário do Tesouro, Steve Mnuchin, actually did 20 00:01:24,424 --> 00:01:28,027 visit there, and Freedom of Information requests yielded 21 00:01:28,094 --> 00:01:29,863 this photo taken inside, where you can clearly see the gold bars. 22 00:01:29,929 --> 00:01:31,564 Eu sei que eles são fáceis de perder, 23 00:01:31,631 --> 00:01:34,467 dado o fumo certificado em pé na 24 00:01:34,601 --> 00:01:36,703 frente deles, mas prometo que eles estão lá. 25 00:01:37,337 --> 00:01:40,507 The week also saw Elon Musk's DOGE continuing to fire government 26 00:01:40,607 --> 00:01:43,743 workers, something he celebrated by wielding a chainsaw at CPAC. 27 00:01:48,414 --> 00:01:51,551 Esta é a serra elétrica para a burocracia! 28 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:53,753 Chainsaw! 29 00:01:54,487 --> 00:01:57,991 Primeiro, é possível que Elon Musk, the world's richest 30 00:01:58,224 --> 00:02:01,261 man, thinks the sound a chainsaw makes is "chainsaw?" 31 00:02:02,529 --> 00:02:05,565 E segundo, não tenho permissão legalmente para dizer o que quero 32 00:02:05,665 --> 00:02:08,635 que aconteça lá, mas posso, e sou, thinking it really hard right now. 33 00:02:09,502 --> 00:02:12,639 Mas uma serra elétrica pode ser uma metáfora bastante adequada para 34 00:02:12,705 --> 00:02:16,342 Doge, dado que o corte de almíscar apressadamente e sem muita precisão. 35 00:02:16,409 --> 00:02:18,978 The government's repeatedly had to scramble to 36 00:02:19,045 --> 00:02:20,480 rehire employees they've suddenly realized were essential. 37 00:02:20,613 --> 00:02:22,415 Na segunda -feira, we learned they were trying to rehire "more 38 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:26,152 than 300 employees tasked with managing America's nuclear weapons". 39 00:02:26,219 --> 00:02:27,287 Então, na terça -feira, o USDA disse que 40 00:02:27,387 --> 00:02:29,622 acidentalmente demitiu funcionários que estão 41 00:02:29,722 --> 00:02:32,959 trabalhando na resposta do governo federal ao surto de gripe aviária. 42 00:02:33,059 --> 00:02:35,795 Também houve cortes nos trabalhadores no National Parks and Forest Services. 43 00:02:35,862 --> 00:02:37,197 E em um protesto, um trabalhador demitido deu um 44 00:02:37,297 --> 00:02:40,200 aviso sobre o que essas demissões poderiam significar. 45 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:43,703 When you go on vacation this summer, Espero que não haja 46 00:02:43,803 --> 00:02:47,240 incêndios florestais porque eu, and thousands of my 47 00:02:47,307 --> 00:02:50
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