Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 12×1

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Bem -vindo a "Na semana passada esta noite"!

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Eu sou John Oliver, obrigado
so much for joining us.  Estamos de volta!

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E nós claramente perdemos muito
over the last three months,

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from the collapse
do regime de Assad na Síria

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para uma tentativa de golpe na Coréia do Sul
to the U.K.'s Labour Party

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briefly advertising its agenda
com um vídeo intitulado

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"O plano deste governo trabalhista
to change Britain for the better,"

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"parentheses, as animals."

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And whatever you're expecting,
É mais estranho.

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Você será visto mais cedo
by our NHS

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Okay, so, a lot to love about that,

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from the objective horniness
de algumas de suas escolhas animais,

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para a IA que não poderia decidir
whether the bunny nurse

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has human or rabbit arms.

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But it is notable that,
mesmo com a opção de usar

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qualquer animal na história dos animais,

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Eles ainda não podiam tornar público
transportation sexy.

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Every other animal is either cool,
quente, aterrorizante, ou todos os três,

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Mas o defensor do trilho público
is a dumpy business badger

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em um terno que não se encaixa em quem, e
 I don't think I'm

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projecting here, seems like
 Ele vai sentir falta do trem.

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They actually pulled that video
 em poucas horas,

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em parte porque acabou que a música era um

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explicit Brazilian club banger, featuring lyrics

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referencing
 Fumar maconha, atos sexuais e insultos sexistas.

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And I'm glad they took it down,
 não por causa disso, mas

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porque a pergunta
 "what do you get when you combine"

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"Britain, accessible descriptions
 de densa política do governo ","

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"E mascotes de animais?"
 has already been answered,

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and you are watching its season 12
 Estreia agora.

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Get off my fucking corner!

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Mas isso não é tudo o que
perdemos. There were wildfires in L.

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A., the first Super Bowl
halftime show that was both

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a concert
 e uma execução pública, e Duolingo postou uma

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morte
 announcement for their owl mascot, following it up

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with a video of him
 sendo atingido por um Cybertruck,

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explodindo e flutuando
 the sky, space and gates of hell.

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Eu acredito que falo por
todos when I say: "Qué?"

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Enquanto vou sentir falta de ter
 that little green

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freak accompanying
 Minhas aulas de espanhol diárias,

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parece que agora há uma abertura
 for an

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education-focused owl and, friends, I have
 uma sugestão humilde e tesão.

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Teach me a lesson, you stern,
Hidrante de fogo emplumado.

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Haz que mi léxico crezca,
 búho enorm.

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And finally, last month saw o
campeonato alemão que chama.

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And if you've never seen it
in action, Você está perdendo.

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Sir!  Excuse me, sir.

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Eu acho que o concurso que você
está procurando is around the corner.

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Esta é uma competição
to call deer, not

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give them A melhor
noite de suas vidas.

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And while all of that is very
fun, Infelizmente, temos que

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mergulhar direto em to our
main story tonight, the fact that

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Donald Trump is, once Novamente,
presidente dos Estados Unidos.

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Sorry if this is how you found out.
Também não estou louco por isso.

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It has been less
than a month Desde a

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inauguração de Trump,
mas já feels like an eternity.

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Nas últimas quatro semanas,
ele é perdoado ou comutado the

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sentences of January 6th
rioters, withdrew the U.S.

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from both Os Acordos de Paris
e a OMS, anunciaram planos de

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assumir o controle de Gaza,
issued an executive order

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trying to undo Cidadania
da primogenitura, culpou o

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acidente de avião Fatal D.C.
on DEI, renamed the Gulf of

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Mexico O Golfo da América,
respondeu aos incêndios no

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condado de Los Angeles por
releasing billions of gallons

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of water to California's
Central Valley 150 milhas de

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distância, substituiu um
general de quatro estrelas with

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the host of "Fox & Friends"
as Secretary of Defense, e

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anunciou 25% de tarifas no Canadá e no México,
um movimento prompting Canadians to do this.

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O Say This

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Star-Spangled Banner ainda onda ...

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O'er the land of the free…

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Excelente. Eu acho a única coisa
more quintessentially Canadian

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than booing the U.S. national
anthem em um jogo de hóquei é o

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fato de que eles esperaram
educadamente for the right time to do it.

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Parte da lógica de Trump
for his tariff threat was

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that Canada wasn't doing
enough to stop o fluxo de

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fentanil para os EUA,
embora o valor total

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intercepted at the Canadian
border, last year, was

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just 43 pounds, or roughly 0.2% of
all U.S. border convulsões de fentanil.

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Trump quickly paused those tariffs,
Depois de afirmar que ele havia

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conquistado concessões do Canadá,
mas when a Republican congressman

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tried to repeat that talking point Na
CNN, ele encontrou um pequeno problema.

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He called this off saying that he'd

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won concessões de
ambos, mas há um

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tangível concession
in your view?

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Sim, absolutamente,
he won the concessions…

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O que há de novo?

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É um compromisso de Trudeau that

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wasn't there to
help with fentanyl,

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com o mercado negro e
para garantir a fronteira.

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Ele anunciou esse plano, six
weeks ago, back in December.

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Bem, pelo menos ele
reiterou and formalized it.

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Sim, Kaitlan! W

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