Going Dutch 1×8

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[MÚSICA DE BANDA]

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All right.  What the hell?

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Captain, what are these
Dutch civilian workers doin'?

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É como se eles estivessem fazendo nada.

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Exactly, it is the Dutch art form of

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<i>niksen,</i> which is the art of doing nothing.

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Os holandeses realmente
têm tudo descoberto.

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- Incoming!
 - Oh.

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Desculpa. Eu amo
essa coisa <i> niksen </i>.

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It's just the mental health
break I needed.

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- A sério.
 - Ok.

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Você é péssimo em Hacky Sack, coronel.

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But that's good for my
mental health. Bye Bye.

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A preguiça holandesa é um vírus, e agora

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está se espalhando para meus soldados.

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It's gotta be stopped.
 Major, siga isso.

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Change an entire country's work ethic.

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- Estou nisso.
 - No, we're gonna have to, okay?

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Eu preciso colocar essa base ao
ponto em que é 100% americano.

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Not every place should be America.

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Essa atitude é por que você não
estará falando no meu funeral.

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What the hell is this?

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[Jan] Oh, oi, coronel, sua aura agora

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é vermelha e laranja e pulsando. Boy!

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Is my Dutch translator <i>high</i> at work?

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Não, mas eu estava chapado porque
estava em uma rave a noite toda.

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Mas estou descendo muito lentamente.

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Too slowly. Então, eu estou
apenas tentando enganar tudo.

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Oh, I can't believe I get to say this.

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- O quê?
 - Você está demitido!  Oh, my God.

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This must be what it feels like to do cocaine,

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'cause my whole body is tingling right now.

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Se você quiser descobrir,
eu conheço a pessoa certa.

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Sir, you can't fire him.

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Todos os cidadãos holandeses empregados

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por mais de três anos são basicamente titulares.

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[GRUNTS] Let me tell you something, pal.

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Não sei como, não sei
quando, mas sei o porquê.

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You are everything that's wrong
with this

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culture, so when I can your ass, all of

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these Dutch workers are gonna learn a lesson.

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- Ok.
 - O que o que, o que você está fazendo?

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Why are you still hooping?

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Porque eu já fiz o crime, então

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eu poderia gostar do meu tempo.

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I'll see you later, colonel.

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[MÚSICA TEMÁTICA]

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<b><font color="#ff0000">Sync and corrections by btsix </font></b>

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[PATRICK] Look at them enjoying the sun like total psychos.

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- [Abraão] Coronel?
 - Yeah?

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Pulled an all-nighter

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e um all-aprovado para se tornar um

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especialista em direito trabalhista

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holandês, e lamento informá-lo de que

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é quase impossível demitir alguém na Holanda.

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Even a substandard
employee gets three strikes.

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E então eu posso demitir
sua bunda holandesa?

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Uh, you actually have
to hire a mediator.

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Eu não sei, a farra de drogas de

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Jan, que foi apenas um segundo ataque.

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Wait till you hear how
many sick days they get.

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- ilimitado.
 - I thought that was a typo.

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Isso é loucura. How many
sick days did you take last year?

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Zero.  Sim, eu amo a América e Dayquil.

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- Mm-hmm.
 - EW.

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How many days off do
these Dutch deadbeats need?

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Quero dizer, eles não sabem que nada
é mais importante do que o trabalho?

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I mean, <i>nothing.</i>

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Dad, when you say "Nothing is

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more important than work," I

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am the nothing in that sentence.

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Oh sim.

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Muitas pessoas na arte da cozinha, e

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as casas de praia diriam que a

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família é mais importante que o trabalho.

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Unlike you, the Dutch
understand a work-life balance.

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Ok.  Não vamos enlouquecer aqui.

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Let's remember work is the engine

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Isso mantém nossa nação funcionando e não vou deixar

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essas letras holandesas esfregarem o queijo fedorento por toda parte.

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I'm gonna wait for Jan to screw up one more time,

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and then I'm gonna nail his hairless hide to the wall.

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Não é essa parede, porque essa
é a minha parede geral de Patton.

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[BAND MUSIC]

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Anda lá.

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[Jan] Não, não, espere.
[B.A.] Jan, look out.

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[Jan] Saia do caminho, manequim.

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- Are you severely hurt?
 - [grunhidos]

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- Hum, eu não sei.  [EXHALES]
- Don't worry about it.

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Teremos um médico olhando para você.

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Well, look what we have here.

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Você acabou de atropelar
um soldado americano.

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Strike three.

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Peguei você, vadia.

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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

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[CONVERSAS INDISTINTAS]

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Okay, name?  Mm-hmm.

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- Name, please.
 - Olá, eu sou Hendrik.

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I'm, uh, to lead the mediation for Jan.

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It's funny, but I must
be in the wrong room.

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Não, não, não.  Hendrik.  Você é o juiz.

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You are right on time.
Estamos esperando por você.

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No, I'm-I'm not the judge.

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Eu sou Hendrik, o mediador?

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Why do you have an audience?

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Oh, uh, este é o coronel,
e ele fez presença

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obrigatório para todos
os funcionários holandeses.

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Sim, você realmente não pode ter um julgamento no

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