Going Dutch 1×7

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- [conversa indistinta]
 - [WOMAN] Oh.

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<i>♪ Jingle Bells Jingle Bells ♪</i>

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[SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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- [Abertura da janela]
 - [PATRICK] Hey, you.  Garoto.

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- O que diabos está acontecendo?
 - It's Christmas, sir.

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Não, não é.  It's the middle of spring.

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E por que você está falando assim?

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I'm Tiny Tim from <i>A Christmas Carol.</i>

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- Estamos apresentando hoje.
 - Yeah?

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You better work on that limp Porque eu não estou comprando

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por um segundo, amigo. You're
not limping, you're just hopping.

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[Jan] Uma laranja se você tem
sido uma boa menina soldado.

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Mm-hmm. Agora vá e
decore a árvore, é claro.

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Ooh, tell me, colonel, Você
tem sido um bom menino?

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- What the hell's going on?
 - Oh, você não sabe?

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- No.
 - During Second World War...

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Stroopsdorf não pôde celebrar o Natal

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porque estávamos sob ocupação inimiga.

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- Uh-huh.  De nada pelo ...
 - And after we got liberated...

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Decidimos comemorar
na primavera.

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So now we celebrate Christmas
twice a year. Duas vezes Natal.

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Wh-why are you dressed like a real Pope?

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Eu sou o pai holandês do pai,
 known as

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Sinterklaas, a svelte man who travels

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from Madrid in a tugboat full of oranges

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just to put candy in
little children's boots.

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Então, deixe -me esclarecer isso, you're a

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fruit peddler who's got a foot fetish. Essa é a ideia?

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At least it's not as idiotic
as your Santa Claus, that

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grinning mascot for your
country's obesity and the whore

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to your corporations.
 Sim, eu disse isso, uma prostituta.

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I'm gonna give you
literally three seconds to

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disappear, or I'm gonna
hit you in the head with an...

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- Coronel, é duas vezes Natal.
 - Yeah.

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And I'm gonna hit you twice as hard.

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[Jan] Não, Coronel, você está louco?

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- Ah...
 - Não, não faça isso!  Ah!

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É o Natal.  Ah!

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[JAN] Oh, colonel, no. Por
favor, seja um bom menino.

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Ah, colonel.  Ah, ah ...

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[SCREAMS] Maggie.  Ah, ah!

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[MAGGIE] Jan, are you okay?

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- Me ajude.
 - O que aconteceu?

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Seu pai estava jogando laranjas para mim.

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I've never seen him so brutal.

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Eu deveria ter conhecido.
My father despises Christmas.

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Arruinou cada um até
que eu estava, tipo, 16.

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The day after Thanksgiving
when the decorations

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went up, that was, that was my Black Friday.

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