Going Dutch 1×7

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- [conversa indistinta]
 - [WOMAN] Oh.

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<i>♪ Jingle Bells Jingle Bells ♪</i>

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[SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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- [Abertura da janela]
 - [PATRICK] Hey, you.  Garoto.

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- O que diabos está acontecendo?
 - It's Christmas, sir.

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Não, não é.  It's the middle of spring.

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E por que você está falando assim?

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I'm Tiny Tim from <i>A Christmas Carol.</i>

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- Estamos apresentando hoje.
 - Yeah?

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You better work on that limp Porque eu não estou comprando

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por um segundo, amigo. You're
not limping, you're just hopping.

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[Jan] Uma laranja se você tem
sido uma boa menina soldado.

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Mm-hmm. Agora vá e
decore a árvore, é claro.

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Ooh, tell me, colonel, Você
tem sido um bom menino?

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- What the hell's going on?
 - Oh, você não sabe?

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- No.
 - During Second World War...

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Stroopsdorf não pôde celebrar o Natal

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porque estávamos sob ocupação inimiga.

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- Uh-huh.  De nada pelo ...
 - And after we got liberated...

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Decidimos comemorar
na primavera.

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So now we celebrate Christmas
twice a year. Duas vezes Natal.

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Wh-why are you dressed like a real Pope?

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Eu sou o pai holandês do pai,
 known as

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Sinterklaas, a svelte man who travels

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from Madrid in a tugboat full of oranges

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just to put candy in
little children's boots.

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Então, deixe -me esclarecer isso, you're a

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fruit peddler who's got a foot fetish. Essa é a ideia?

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At least it's not as idiotic
as your Santa Claus, that

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grinning mascot for your
country's obesity and the whore

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to your corporations.
 Sim, eu disse isso, uma prostituta.

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I'm gonna give you
literally three seconds to

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disappear, or I'm gonna
hit you in the head with an...

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- Coronel, é duas vezes Natal.
 - Yeah.

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And I'm gonna hit you twice as hard.

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[Jan] Não, Coronel, você está louco?

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- Ah...
 - Não, não faça isso!  Ah!

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É o Natal.  Ah!

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[JAN] Oh, colonel, no. Por
favor, seja um bom menino.

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Ah, colonel.  Ah, ah ...

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[SCREAMS] Maggie.  Ah, ah!

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[MAGGIE] Jan, are you okay?

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- Me ajude.
 - O que aconteceu?

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Seu pai estava jogando laranjas para mim.

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I've never seen him so brutal.

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Eu deveria ter conhecido.
My father despises Christmas.

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Arruinou cada um até
que eu estava, tipo, 16.

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The day after Thanksgiving
when the decorations

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went up, that was, that was my Black Friday.

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Tenho certeza de que é a sexta

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-feira negra de todos, mas sim.

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It's gonna be everyone here's

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Black Tuesday unless I stop him

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because he will cancel Twice Christmas.

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Ele vai tirar o Natal como o

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agitado raminho verde da lenda.

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There is no amount of
boo-hooing from Whoville

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that's gonna make his
heart grow any bigger.

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Ele já toma pílulas para isso, então ...

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[CHRISTMAS MUSIC]

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- Perfeito.
 - Tenha cuidado com isso.

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[ABRAHAM] General. Coronel.
Eu não sabia que você estaria aqui.

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Also, as a quick follow-up,
Por que você está aqui?

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I admit I'm a man of basic tastes.

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Eu gosto de Michael Buble, Chicken

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Teriyaki, os filmes de Ron Howard.

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But most of all, I love Christmas.

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E este é o único lugar na terra

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onde você pode obtê -lo duas vezes!

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I come here every year.

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E se eu sou um garoto de sorte,

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o Papai Noel pode aparecer hoje.

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Ha-ha!

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Ok, eu pensei que você estava brincando.

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- E a piada seria?
 - General...

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I got your new fit, and it is fire.

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Digamos que meu cara
em Praga conhece o

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caminho de veludo vermelho e o pêlo branco esmagado.

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- So you're Santa.
 - Não posso confirmar nem negar.

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But I can say Santa
and I have never

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been seen in the same room together.

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[MÚSICA DE BANDA]

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Listen up, I am sick of you
always ruining Christmas,

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and I am not gonna let you Scrooge nos acabou.

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- Ho-ho-ho.  O que?
 - Oh meu Deus!

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- Eu não posso mais dizer ho?
 - You look, um, festive.

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Eu decidi me juntar à diversão.

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Is there a gun pointing
at you right now?

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Apenas uma arma de momentos
íntimos e compatibilidade sexual.

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- It's starting to make sense.
 - [Patrick] mm-hmm.

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Yeah, your father had
reservations at first.

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- MM ...
 - But upon my explanation...

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Ele entendeu a importância do feriado e concordou em

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participar hoje à noite para
minha festa de Natal duas vezes.

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- Mm.
 - [Katja] Então ...

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We are looking forward to

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celebrating our first Christmas

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dinner as girlfriend and boyfriend.

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- namorada e namorado?
 - [PATRICK] Yes.

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- Isso é um problema?
 - No.

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Eu só estou acostumado ao conceito.

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Oh.  Maybe try blow-drying your hair.

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Não, eu, eu quis dizer,
hum, in, in relation to, to him.

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Ouvi meu pai chamado
marido, um ex-marido, uh,

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