Georgie and Mandys First Marriage 1×13

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[fungando]

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Smell this.

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Eu não vou.

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Eu só quero saber se
posso usá -lo novamente.

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Well, I think if you have to
ask, you have your answer.

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Excelente.

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Ei, antes que eu esqueça, você vai pegar
algumas coisas para mim na loja de ferragens?

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Ugh, I hate going there.

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- Porquê?
 - Eles me tratam como se eu fosse um idiota.

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Really?
 They're always nice to me.

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Nossa, eu me pergunto qual é a diferença.

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One of us is too fancy
to smell a shirt?

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Bem, eu sou uma mulher, Georgie.

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They talk down to me
and then they hit on me.

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- Bem, isso tem que se sentir bem.
 - No.

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There's places I get treated
different, too, 'cause I'm a man.

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Mesmo?  Como onde?

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Uh, like when I take CeeCee
to the park.

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Todas as mães agem como se eu fosse algum
tipo de herói por cuidar do meu filho.

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That's your example?

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Sim, e então eles me bateram.

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It-it was horrible?

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♪ ♪

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[COOS]

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♪ ♪

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- Here you go.
 - Thank you.

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[chuckles]

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Bom chaveiro.

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It's my wife's car.

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Faz sentido.

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I did not peg you
as a bedazzled Miata man.

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[ri]

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Hey, let me ask you something,

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why didn't your wife bring it in?

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Não sei. Ela me faz
fazer as coisas do carro.

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Mm.
 Hum.  Faz sentido.

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You think there's anything in here
that would make her feel uncomfortable?

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Porquê?

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Eu apenas acho que seria ótimo se este
fosse um lugar que sua esposa queria vir.

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Why do you want my wife
to come here?

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Não, não apenas sua
esposa, qualquer esposa.

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And not just wives-- moms,
daughters, we want 'em all.

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Ok.

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Ei, diga à sua esposa,
McAllister Auto ama as mulheres.

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Do I want to know?

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Você já se perguntou por que
não temos muitas mulheres clientes?

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Not after that.

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Bem, percebi que há alguns lugares que as mulheres não

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se sentem bem -vindas e não quero que isso seja um deles.

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Well, cars are just
more of a guy thing.

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As mulheres também dirigem carros.

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That's why there's so
many accidents, am I right?

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[Ambos riem]

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You might be onto something.

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♪ ♪

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Por que você está lendo <i> cosmo? </i>

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tentando aprender como as mulheres pensam.

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Did you know there's a
lot of dirty stuff in here?

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Existem fotos?

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- Sometimes.
 - Hmm.

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Listen to this, "The

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Health Benefits of Sex."

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"Viaja em sua ... zona erógena"?

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Eu não sei o que é isso.

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"11 Secrets
of World-Class Lovers."

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11?  I only got two,
three tops.

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"Número um: comunicação."

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Mm, next.

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"Número dois: esteja entusiasmado."

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Brother, if a girl's getting
naked, I'm enthusiastic.

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- Acordado.
 - mm-hmm.

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"Number three:
Engage the senses."

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O que isso significa?

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Mm, "Soft lighting,
scented candles."

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Ugh, chato.  Next.

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Ooh, this is good. "Quando
lamber e quando morder."

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Ooh.

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O que vocês estão fazendo?

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Learning about women.

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- Uh, para fins comerciais.
 - Mm-hmm.

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Como "lamber e morder" ajuda a negócios?

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Well, that one don't, but there's
other things in here that can.

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Espere, volte, o que estamos
lambendo, o que estamos mordendo?

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Go back to fixing cars.

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Ok, ok.

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So what's the answer?

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Eu acho que, com apenas algumas mudanças, poderíamos

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ser a única loja de pneus favorável à mulher na cidade.

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This ought to be good.
 O que muda?

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For starters, we got some lady
magazines for the waiting area.

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E cremes com sabor para o café.

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Fat-free.
 Vocês são livres de gordura.

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We picked up a few of
them fancy-smelling candles.

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Você pelo menos limpou o banheiro?

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Don't need to.  Temos velas.

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Did it ever occur to you to
ask a woman what she'd like?

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Não.

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Em nossa defesa, não
havia nenhum por perto.

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And now there are.
 Então, o que você tem?

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Well, first of all, candles
are not cleaning products.

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[zomba] A 12 dólares por
pop, eles deveriam estar.

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You spent 12 bucks
on a candle?

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Era lavanda.

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Candles aren't gonna
change anything.

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As lojas de pneus são
apenas um espaço de cara.

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Okay, well, what if a woman
worked there?

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Mm.  I can't afford
another employee.

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Bem, a Sra. McAllister poderia fazer isso.

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You want me there?

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[rindo] Você a quer lá?

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Oh, you were
surprised, too.

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Suponho que poderia ir
alguns dias por semana.

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[chuckles]

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Jim, o que você acha?

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Um...

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always love having you around.

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Boa tentativa.

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No, honey, really, it's great.

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