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<i>♪ Parece hoje que tudo o que você vê ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mas onde estão aqueles
good old-fashioned values ♪</i>

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<i>[Todos] ♪ em que costumávamos confiar?  ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sorte, há um cara de família ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lucky there's a man que
positivamente pode fazer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the things that make us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ria e chore!  ♪</i>

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<i>[Todos] ♪ ele é um cara de família!  ♪</i>

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Boa noite.  Eu sou Tom Tucker.

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<i>The hot new reality dating show</i>

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Sex Farm is coming to Quahog.

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Os participantes ocultam suas identidades vestindo

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-se como animais de fazenda in hopes of finding love.

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As audições estão sendo realizadas durante toda a

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semana a há muito vazias Miramax offices downtown.

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Imagine nomear a company after your

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mother and then molesting todo mundo que entra.

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Auditions? [Suspira] Talvez
I could meet my person.

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Sua "pessoa"?

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Oh, is your "person" a good "human"?

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Você vai postar seu engagement

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ring with, "So, this just happened"?

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Você vai hashtag #vanlife?

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You gonna get murdered in Florida?

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Ninguém vai procurar
you, you basic white bitch.

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Isso vai ser incrível.

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- Vou experimentar.
 - Well, good luck.

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Espero que seu reality show
goes better than mine did.

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<i>[Locutor] Nesta temporada sozinha, doze</i>

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<i>competidores serão dropped in the wilderness.</i>

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Lembre -se, você está ligado
camera, so don't masturbate.

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Eu nem cheguei ao chão.

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Thank you for coming in today, Meg.

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Estamos animados para ver se you

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<i>have what it takes to be on Sex Farm.</i>

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Obrigado. Então, há alguma
coisa I need to do for this audition?

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Não. A maioria das audições modernas é apenas

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nós passando
 all your old tweets to see if

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there are any
 insultos racistas ou homofóbicos.

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Now, I see you've never
Retweeted Bowen Yang. Why?

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I see that I was wrong, E agora eu entendo que a

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comédia é principalmente sobre getting angry at funny things.

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[SUSSURRO INDISTINTO]

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You're in.

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<i>[Corey] nesta temporada na fazenda de sexo, we're in</i>

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<i>Quahog, Rhode Island, with an all-new cast de gado com tesão.</i>

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[MOOS]

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O que está acontecendo, pessoal?

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<i>It's me, Corey, from Corey's World.</i>

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Depois de ser emboscada viralmente enquanto

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grita com meu
 stepmom in a Walmart, I've

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taken a demotion from
 YouTube para televisão em rede.

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E estou totalmente com menos profetavelmente felizes por

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<i>ser seu anfitrião hoje à noite na fazenda de sexo.</i>

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Let's get to know these filthy animals.

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[O bibliotecário] Não middle-aged

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spinster here, I'm just a frisky little pussycat.

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[RI]

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[PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD] I'm here Porque dormir em

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um celeiro é preferível a um unfurled wrestling mat.

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[Meg] Estou pronto para suínos e jantar.

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Oink, oink, boink, boink.

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[BUFOS]

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Yuck.  O rebanho decidirá quem

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permanece para continuar sua

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jornada por amor e quem é colocado em pasto.

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<i>All part of the barn Dance aqui na fazenda de</i>

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sexo, onde nossos pronomes são "yee" e "Haw"

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.
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I don't get that.
 [Meg] Ei, aí.

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Nice ass.

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Estou me perguntando se você está down for some porkin'.
[Bruce] Oh, meu, isso é going right at it, isn't it?

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Desculpe, porquinho, eu think

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you's a sloppin' at the wrong trough.

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[Meg] Oh, uh, desculpe.

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Uh, hey, there.  Bunda legal.

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I'm wondering if you're para
baixo para um pouco de porco.

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[PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD] I
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80 miligramas de Thorazine, porque

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estou tendo um surto claustrofóbico aqui.

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So, pass.

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[Frango] Uau, você realmente
packed that away in a hurry.

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[Meg] Obrigado.

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I may be dressed like a pig, but

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I have two stomachs like a cow.

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[Frango ri] Você é engraçado.

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[MEG] It's not really a joke.

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Não me espera que eu viva os 40 anos.

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[CHICKEN] Looks like I
fez isso logo abaixo do fio.

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[MEG] I'm only 18.

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[Frango] Oh, sua liberdade
Mutual tote bag threw me off.

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[Meg] É como eu carrego minha fruta solta.

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[CHICKEN] I like you.
Você não se esforça muito.

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[MEG] Oh, I'm trying very hard.

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O que está acontecendo,
pessoal? It's your boy Corey.

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Certifique -se de me dar uma
olhada na participação especial.

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The producers said I não poderia mencionar isso,

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mas estou apostando eles don't even watch the show.

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Então, uma grande parte de
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love on the farm is having our

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contestants go on dates and then be

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surprised by a musical act you've never heard of.

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Eu não podia acreditar. We walked around

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the corner, and there was Barton James.

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<i>♪ Você não segura minha mão ... ♪</i>

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- [MEG] Oh, my God.
 - [frango] Eu amo ess

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