Family Guy 23×5

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<i>♪ Parece hoje que tudo o que você vê ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mas onde estão aqueles
good old-fashioned values ♪</i>

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<i>[Todos] ♪ em que costumávamos confiar?  ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sorte, há um cara de família ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lucky there's a man que
positivamente pode fazer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the things that make us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ria e chore!  ♪</i>

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<i>[Todos] ♪ ele é um cara de família!  ♪</i>

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Boa noite.  Eu sou Tom Tucker.

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<i>The hot new reality dating show</i>

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Sex Farm is coming to Quahog.

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Os participantes ocultam suas identidades vestindo

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-se como animais de fazenda in hopes of finding love.

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As audições estão sendo realizadas durante toda a

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semana a há muito vazias Miramax offices downtown.

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Imagine nomear a company after your

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mother and then molesting todo mundo que entra.

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Auditions? [Suspira] Talvez
I could meet my person.

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Sua "pessoa"?

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Oh, is your "person" a good "human"?

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Você vai postar seu engagement

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ring with, "So, this just happened"?

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Você vai hashtag #vanlife?

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You gonna get murdered in Florida?

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Ninguém vai procurar
you, you basic white bitch.

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Isso vai ser incrível.

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- Vou experimentar.
 - Well, good luck.

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Espero que seu reality show
goes better than mine did.

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<i>[Locutor] Nesta temporada sozinha, doze</i>

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<i>competidores serão dropped in the wilderness.</i>

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Lembre -se, você está ligado
camera, so don't masturbate.

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Eu nem cheguei ao chão.

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Thank you for coming in today, Meg.

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Estamos animados para ver se you

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<i>have what it takes to be on Sex Farm.</i>

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Obrigado. Então, há alguma
coisa I need to do for this audition?

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Não. A maioria das audições modernas é apenas

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nós passando
 all your old tweets to see if

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there are any
 insultos racistas ou homofóbicos.

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Now, I see you've never
Retweeted Bowen Yang. Why?

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I see that I was wrong, E agora eu entendo que a

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comédia é principalmente sobre getting angry at funny things.

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[SUSSURRO INDISTINTO]

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You're in.

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<i>[Corey] nesta temporada na fazenda de sexo, we're in</i>

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<i>Quahog, Rhode Island, with an all-new cast de gado com tesão.</i>

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[MOOS]

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O que está acontecendo, pessoal?

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<i>It's me, Corey, from Corey's World.</i>

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Depois de ser emboscada viralmente enquanto

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grita com meu
 stepmom in a Walmart, I've

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taken a demo

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