Family Guy 23×4

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<i>♪ Parece hoje que tudo o que você vê ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mas onde estão aqueles
good old-fashioned values ♪</i>

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<i>♪ em que costumávamos confiar?  ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sorte, há um cara de família ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lucky there's a man que
positivamente pode fazer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All the things that make us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ria e chore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!  ♪</i>

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[LOIS HUMMING]

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Uau, alguém parece feliz hoje.

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Damn right.  Hoje é o grande dia.

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You're getting off parole?

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Isso significa que eu posso
finalmente stop giving you my pee?

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Ainda não, então fique fora de
drogas and keep that hose flowing.

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[CHRIS GEME]

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Tonight is girls' night.

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Noite feminina.  You're all in your 40s.

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Nós vamos para um
"eu love the '90s" concert.

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Mal posso esperar para murmurar

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as letras do rap que não devo dizer.

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Hey, chief. Cozinhando
para cima a little hijinks there?

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Sim, eu e os caras vamos fazer

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vídeos de brincadeiras não

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consensuais jogando bolinhas no parque.

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It's gonna be hilarious, once
Editamos as ambulâncias.

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Just make sure you're back by 5:00.

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Você precisa assistir Stewie esta
noite while I'm out with the girls.

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- Mulher.
 - Eu estarei de volta no tempo, não se preocupe.

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Don't blow this, fat man.

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Você já está em gelo fino desde

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que bateu isso airplane into my cheek.

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Aberto, aqui vem o avião.

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[SCREAMING]

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Todos nós vamos morrer!

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Sir, please remain calm and stay soggy.

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Ave Mary cheia de grãos,
Buzz Bee is with thee.

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[GRITANDO]

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[EXPLOSION]

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Wake up, Cheerio Army.

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O general Mills está mentindo para você.

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The cheek crash did not happen.

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Não há prova de purchase, plus,

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oat milk can't melt steel spoons.

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Você sabe o que é louco? There

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were no Jewi-O's in the mouth that day.

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Não estou dizendo, mas
estou apenas dizendo.

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Where the hell is Peter? Ele deveria estar

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aqui para assistir Stewie há duas horas.

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Yeah poor kid feels so let down,

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he started auditioning new dads.

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Olá. Estou aqui para fazer
um teste para ser seu pai.

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Oh, this isn't for the role of my

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<i>dad, it's for the role of my daddy.</i>

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[Chris abafou pela porta] Stewie, Mom couldn't

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<i>get the poo stains out of your Moana onesie.</i>

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Ela diz que vai lavá -lo novamente.

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Cala-te! Estou tentando
Para criar uma vibração aqui.

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[PHONE CHIMES]

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Oh, caramba, estou faltando the moment of

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silence for Kurt Cobain and the other Manilli.

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- Eu posso explicar.
 - Don't bother.

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Você deveria ver os outros caras.

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Yeah, it was a pretty weird night.

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Eu tenho vento!

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♪

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Peter preso no gelo de novo?

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Yeah.

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Uh-uh, I said no boobie bills.

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Mamilos, todos recusados ​​a Ben Franklin.

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And that's exactly why
 Eu inventei óculos.

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Oh, I can't believe Peter
arruinou minha noite inteira.

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Did Sir Mix-a-Lot go on yet?

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Sim, mas ele já está
 burned through his

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hits, so now he's doing an
 O horrível

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remix de "bebê voltou" sobre os joelhos.

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<i>♪ I like thick knees Quando
eles dobram muito alto ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Some brothas wanna love that thigh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Quando uma garota entra
better show me them shins ♪</i>

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<i>♪ e dobra, parecendo
the letter "N," I get chub. ♪</i>

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[LIVELY CHATTER]

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Ah, é tão bom hang at our regular

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bar that everyone is familiar with.

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O que há com todos os garotos

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brancos schlubby com notebooks aqui?

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Looking like Josh Gad's stenographer.

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Oh, não, noite de
microfone aberto desta noite.

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Esses quadrinhos são sempre tão hacky.

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Then I said, "I want the booty,

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and I ain't talking about doubloons."

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Ah, você parece uma boa multidão.

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Any spice merchants here tonight?

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- Sou advogado.
 - Of the high seas?

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Eu lido com disputas de zoneamento.

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Then I got nothing.

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[SINOS DE TELEFONE]

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[GROANS] It's Peter again.

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Ele está me mandando
uma mensagem a noite toda.

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You know, he's so helpless
Quando não estou por perto.

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Hey,

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could

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you

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put

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your phone away?

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Meus pais estão aqui esta noite.

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Rory gave us grandchildren.

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Seamus nos dá isso.

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Well, maybe if you were Na
verdade, engraçado, eu ouvia.

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Your Davy Jones' Locker
Bit, Thar, ela sopra.

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[CROWD] Ooh!

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Bem, se você acha que é tão fácil, you should

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put your treasure where your mouth is and go next.

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Não, não, eu não sou um comediante.

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