Broad City 1×5

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Oi, Galina, Hey Tatiana.

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Hey, Yevgenya.  Ei.

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Eu amo suas tranças.  Thank you.

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Here to wax the usual spots?

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Sim, você sabe disso.
 Okay, follow me.

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Faz muito tempo.

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Like a week.

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Não, tem sido,
 like, three weeks.

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Desculpe.

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Ok, isso pode doer.

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My body's learned.

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Oh ... Kay.

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Whoa.

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Oh meu Deus.

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Primeira mensagem de voz.

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Abbi, this one is a great idea.

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Que tal um guarda
-chuva, mas está conectado

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às suas roupas, então você não precisa segurá -la?

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That'd be hot.

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Talvez desenhá -lo?

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Abbi, there is a hot couch on
the corner of 4th and Avenue C.

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Você precisa de um sofá?
I'm e-mailing you pics.

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Ei, garota, há, tipo,
piss and blood on it.

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Ok, desculpe incomodá -lo, tchau!

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Abbi, Jaime's coworker has a

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turtle and it just had baby turtles.

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Eu pensei que talvez cada
um pudéssemos conseguir um.

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So text me back if
you don't want a turtle.

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Ei, ab, não importa sobre
essa ideia de guarda -chuva.

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I forgot there's raincoats, duh.

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Abbi, ei, garota, faça -me um favor.

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What's this song?

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♪ Quatro e três e dois e um um ♪

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Ei, pessoal, sinto muito por

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interromper, mas Zandir, seu

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instrutor está realmente faltando nas últimas 48 horas.

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And Bryce, his sub,
 também está faltando.

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So power slide has
been canceled for

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today, but you're
welcome to stay

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and have an hour of free sliding, okay?

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Eu não posso acreditar nisso.

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If I don't slide,
 Minhas abas voltarão.

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Slide and glide is all I have.

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Ei, pessoal, ouça.

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I don't know. I work
here and I'm already at

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the front of the class,
so maybe I... I could lead.

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Eu reconheço você.

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You clean the locker room.

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Ok, todo mundo não
precisa entrar em contato,

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mas eu absolutamente
adoraria ser seu instrutor.

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Hi, hi.

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Você sabe, sempre foi um sonho

53
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meu dar uma aula nesta academia.

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It'd be such a rush of
power to experience that.

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Seria maravilhoso.
 I totally agree.

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Eu só quero ter certeza
de que todos recebem

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o valor do seu dinheiro, 'cause, like, I'm...

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Estou muito perto de ser
um instrutor legítimo, então ...

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Sorry, I'm so sorry.

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Eu realmente adoraria
fazer isso, você sabe.

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I mean, while I'm still here.

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Você, hum, você deveria fazer isso.

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You should teach it.

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Ótimo, vamos fazer isso.  Okay.

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Excuse me.

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You, <bleep>, ready to slide and glide?

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Vamos para alguns
planadores mágicos!

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Come on, pussies!

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Oh, Deus.

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Dude, what do
you think is worse?

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Constipação ou diarréia?

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Constipation, I think.

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Diarréia, eu estou tipo, ok.

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Uh, Ilana, you think
you could do me a

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favor and take all the
staples out of these?

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Então, por que passei horas grampeando

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todos esses documentos juntos?

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I even ran out halfway
through to buy more staples.

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Você levou uma hora e-
 48-minute break.

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E temos um gabinete
cheio de grampos aqui.

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All good points by Nicole.

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Quero reiterar que ninguém
pediu para você fazer isso.

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In fact, I specifically said,
Por favor, não grampeie estes.

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It's the same piece of paper.

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O mesmo pedaço de papel.

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The same piece of paper.

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Você sabe o que?
 Vou apenas instituir.

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Come on, faster!

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O que há de errado com vocês?

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Faster!

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Do it!  Push it!

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Sim, Todd, o que foi?

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Ilana, how come every
time I e-mail you, I get

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an out-of-office reply
that says you're in Mexico?

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Honestamente, faço isso para me
comprar algum tempo porque estou

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muito sobrecarregado.

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We all are.

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Hoje recebi oito e-mails.

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Speaking of that, Você precisa começar a

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usar o endereço de e-mail da sua empresa.

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Why, Todd?

102
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Então, eu posso ser outra
engrenagem em sua máquina?

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What's my e-mail gonna be?

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"Negócios no
Branco Man Dot Biz"?

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What's wrong with
my personal e-mail?

106
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É [email protected].

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How do you not see
that that's inappropriate?

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Para lembrar a cada cliente
imediatamente de uma vagina?

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And a mind, dude.

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Bom trabalho hoje.

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Nice work.

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Você precisa trabalhar mais.

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I'm gonna be on your ass.

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Ei, Janice, posso falar com
você por um segundo? Yeah.

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You know, you're not an
official instructor here, but

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the way you took initiative
today was very solstice.

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Você consideraria ser um sub?

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Hey, Trey?

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Eles encontraram Bryce e Zand

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