American Dad 19×14

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Ei, irmã, posso trocar para você um doobie por um submarino vegano júnior?

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It's against corporate policy to barter.

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Mas nós tomamos Zelle.

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Zelle?

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Isso é, tipo, outra palavra para nitross?

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It's actually a pretty tight digital payment network

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run by a conglomeration of the world's largest banks.

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Ei, Hayley, por que não temos uma
conversa rápida no meu escritório?

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I noticed you've been really
applying yourself lately.

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Obrigado, chefe!

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That's not a compliment.

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Você tem idade suficiente para ...

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Hayley, você sabe o que
o "sub" no Subhub significa?

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- Submarine?
 - Não. Subcultura.

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Here at SubHub, we pride ourselves on hiring

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punks, metal-heads, and that one guy Amir.

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Eu não acho que a parte de uma
subcultura de Amir. He's just foreign.

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Por que os cabelos divididos?

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Point is, you were hired
to be this branch's hippie.

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Mas você não é um hippie.  You're a poser.

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Uau!  Can you still call people that?

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Encare, Hayley.
 You may dress like

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a hippie, but you've been working

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hard,
showing up on time, and what's

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worse, you passed your last drug test.

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- [Susps] - Vou ter que deixar você ir.

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Entregue o seu crachá e o clooper de atum.

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- But, boss, I...
- Your badge and tuna scooper!

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Agora!

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[♪ MÚSICA TEMA TOCANDO]

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<i>♪ Good morning, USA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And he's shining a
salute to the American race ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Good morning, USA... ♪</i>

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[ROGER] Ah!

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[CHORUS] <i>♪ Good morning, USA ♪</i>

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Not a hippie? Vou te
mostrar não um hippie.

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Ain't no one on this
block more hippie than me!

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- [Notificação Dings] - Oh, inferno, sim!

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My Amazon stock just split!

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Jam Space!

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Hayley, this is an intervention.

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Você é um poser.

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You guys think I'm a poser too?

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Acabei de ser demitido por causa disso!

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We know.  Mason chamou.

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But now is not
your time to speak, Hayley.

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Agora é a sua hora ...

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ouvir.  Steve?

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Hayley, se ser um Invirg, uma

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virgem involuntária, não era ruim o

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suficiente, agora você me fez um Sibaud.

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A sibling to a fraud.  Klaus?

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[SIGHS] I'll just go from memory.

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Hayley, você não é apenas
qualquer tipo de poser.

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Você é um poser maluco.

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Então toda a família
está contra mim?

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Não eu. I'm actually really
proud of who you've become.

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Oh, Deus!

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- Jeff?
 - Sorry, babe, but you're no hippie.

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Quando foi a última vez
que você pegou uma flor

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na arma de um policial?

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Você tem razão! Sou um
poser, mas posso mudar.

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Você vai mudar.

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E sabemos onde
você pode obter ajuda.

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O que diabos você está fazendo, Flor Child?

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Get back in bed!

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Este é o Hippie Boot Camp, Gotdangit!

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I better not catch you with your

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eyes open till noon at the earliest!

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- Desculpe, senhor!
 - Don't "sir" me!

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Somos todos iguais e a
dinâmica de poder é uma ilusão!

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Now drop and give me 20!

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Não! Eu quis dizer cair ácido e me dar

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uma geléia instrumental de 20 minutos!

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It's not enough patchouli
until I'm ready to puke!

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Você chama isso de
brilho? It's clearly a spliff!

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Este é o meu bong. There are
many like it, but this one is mine.

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Você sabe o que, talvez eu não seja mais um hippie,

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e estar aqui está me fazendo ainda mais um poser.

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Oh, sick, bro.

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Eu amo assistir pintinhos
se auto-atualizar.

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- Klaus?
 - Isso mesmo.

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Eu marquei porque minha identidade autêntica

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é como um ajudante e uma tábua de ressonância.

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I don't know what to do.

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Eu era um hippie por anos.

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But now I'm lost, and I
don't know where to turn.

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Você sempre pode ir à igreja comigo.

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Ew!  Não!

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Eu sei onde você pode começar um novo.

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There's one place that
will always accept you.

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[OFEGANTE]

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And that, Hayley, is improv comedy.

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Uau! Isso foi tolerável.
And are you Wayne Brady?

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Eu sou! Mas eu também sou
quem você quer que eu seja.

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You see, Hayley, a good improviser

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fully submits to the almighty power of

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whatever a stranger says.
 Vamos praticar.

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- Can I get a location?
 - Marte!

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Matt Damon's already
been there. O que mais?

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Não.  Visto o suficiente.

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I'd love to charge you 15 hundo for our intro

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course, but improv is no place for inauthentic cowards.

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Talvez tente stand-up?

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Great.  Now what?

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Você sempre pode ir à igreja comigo.

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Bruto!  Saia daqui!

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Well... There is one place 

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